Husband Humor

Yesterday I left Jon this note in case he got home before Rylee and I (he did):

Be back soon-
Dead lizard under pool screen outside
(in yard)
You'll see :)
Love you!

I should have wrote pool skimmer thing as Jon thought I meant pool fence. Luckily Rio went right to the spot I had marked so he was able to remove the carcass for me.

To get back at me for my crazy note, he left me this one in it's place:

I'm here now-
Horny husband in living room
(with beer)
You'll see :)
Love you!